WTF!!!!

Why the fuck would you ask me to help you with your sex life. Why the fuck do you rub it in my face that shes coming over and that you guys are going to have sex. Why the fuck would you call your self my friend only when its convenient for you? Why the fuck do you do all that. Oh my gosh! Oh, don't get the wrong idea, it´s not that I´m jealous of her. Or that I like you. It´s that I think that fat sex is disgusting. I don't want to hear what you guys do! I don't want to know shes bringing ¨Mr. Blue¨ over. Maybe after she gets it out of her twat she can stick it up your ass. You said you liked a guy before right? that means your bi. You cant stop liking guys. EEEWWWWW. You like it up the ass. Gross. I´m not jealous that shes with you and that she has sex with you because like i said i think fat sex is gross. Its that I'm jealous of you because your partner comes over. Your partner pays you attention. You get to have ¨fun¨ sex with your partner. (puke) EEEWWWW. I might get images. I wish we had fun sex but hes never available never pays me attention only when he wants a quickie. So please don't get the wrong idea. Man how i wish i could tell you i think fat sex is gross and i never liked you. But, if i did it wouldn't be fun because you would stop trying to get me jealous. And i don't want you to stop it´s amusing. Also, its funny how your like yea were friends to well continue to talk yet you never want to talk you just make an excuse ¨oh, i have to go because she coming over.¨ Really? That is so lame! But i don't care if funny. And you know what else is funny as I'm typing this you just IMed me after i told you you were a sick for telling me what you did with her, you still come back, and try again to make me jealous ¨i love being around her¨...uhm okay? Don't care. But its whatever I'm amused and that's all that matters. OH! I just noticed something remember you told me you had ¨memory loss¨ from where you ¨tried¨ to kill yourself? And remember that you told me you didn't remember where you lived so you were staying at her house? How is it that shes coming over to her own house. That is so fucking funny! Okay well that's it.